Paul Simon
2013 — A pack of delinquents and myself stompped our way through Beale Street Music Festival from the Bud Light stage, where Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros pulled off an inspiring performance, to the FedEx stage, where Alice in Chains would remind us the ‘90s were long over.
They began their performance by slyly stating, “I guess we made it to the stage this year,†flailing around like Target catalogue rock stars and for the rest of their set, completely acting like self-obsessed cheese balls.
Julien Baker
The quality of their performance did not match the attitude they presented the crowd.
My friends and I, already stuck in the masses, turned and looked at each other as if to say, “We should have stayed at Bassnectar.â€
Though the Alice in Chains incident did not stop us from completely enjoying the rest of the 2013 lineup (The Black Keys, Public Enemy, The Flaming Lips and Gary Clark Jr. all delivered), I personally haven’t returned to Music Fest since that year. Headliners in 2014 like Avenged Sevenfold, who dropped their Californiametalcore sound to become a Metallica cover band for kids with Tapout shirts, and Kid Rock (‘nuff said) just didn’t interest me.
As for 2015, Five Finger Death Punch threw a hissy fit and broke up on stage ... or so I’m told.
I haven’t been to Beale Street Music Festival in three years because most of the rock groups that were billed fall under the “butt rock†umbrella, if you ask me.
Webster’s Dictionary does not contain a definition for “butt rock,†but Urban dictionary says it is “comprised of raspy vocals, similar to Pearl Jam, Creed or Nirvana, backed with radio-friendly guitar riffs, drum beats and basic bass lines.â€
Comparisons to Pearl Jam and Nirvana are generous, but words like “raspy†and “Creed†hit the nail on the head.
So what about the lineup for Music Fest 2016?
Well, I’m walking to class and receive about five consecutive texts from a friend about the fact that hometown hero Julien Baker (yes!) is playing Music Fest along with Modest Mouse, Beck, Cold War Kids and The Front Bottoms.
The Front Bottoms?
The Front Bottoms!
They may utilize some “radio-friendly guitar riffs,†but they swap those nasty “raspy vocals†for the endearing selfrealizing poetics of front man Brian Sella. These guys are anti-butt rock. These guys are the opposite of butt rock.I’d venture to say, while all the butt rock bands were ripping off the raspy sound of Kurt Cobain’s voice, Sella was busy studying how Cobain lyrically captivated a listener. The Front Bottoms crushed the Hi Tone with their inviting folk-punk sound in July of 2014, and I’ll never forget it.
It’s safe to say I’m looking forward toward seeing them in Memphis again, but even the rest of the BSMF ‘16 lineup also seems to represent a shift from “raspy, Creed vocals,†to sophisticated, singer-songwriter-driven bands.
Instead of Kid Rock, we have Beck. Instead of Five Finger Death Punch, we have Modest Mouse. We have Young The Giant. If you still enjoy a healthy amount of distortion, we’ll have Weezer looking like the nerds they are instead of Alice in Chains pretending they can still amaze us with their “coolness.â€
Something happened in the recruiting process of the Beale Street Music Festival, and I’m glad it did. With all these singer- songwriter acts, Music Fest is gonna get lyrical. Music Fest is gonna get deep. What’s the cherry on top of this singer songwriter sundae you ask? I’d like to think it is Paul Simon. Of Simon & Garfunkel. That Paul Simon. So here’s to you Mrs. Memphis in May.
